The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
When they’re around, I’m like:
And when they go, I’m like:
(via ambientambivalence)
(Source: kimtranxo)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
omg the perfection of this post
(via st0ryeyed)